Yesterday morning, only half-woken from my Canada Day slumber by my ever insistent alarm, I hazily pondered the ramifications of my new promotion...
Director of Ice Cream, Bell Canada
All the trappings of excitement were present, but slowly doubts began to creep in. My return to reality forcing me to wonder how, if I had only moments ago been offered the job, what am I doing in bed?... I think I'm in bed... How did I get here?... oh.... wait..... yeah.. I know what's going on here......